No this is Patrick.

Friend:

So this is weird, but I got kind of bored in math so I started writing your name and Faith's name all over my paper.
Me:

Oh my gosh, I do that all the time!
Friend:

You write my name all over your paper?
Me:

Ew, no. I write my name all over my paper because I am so in love with me ♥

What if Justin Bieber came put of the closet and said, “Selena you’ve been punk’d hoe!”

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Broccoli is actually weed

beyonceknowlesofficial:

ded

(Source: sordid-measures)

microwavepizzaoven:

microwavepizzaoven:

if you unfollow me you can’t come to my birthday extravaganza

and my mom is letting us have soda so you’re really missing out

(Source: chickensandwich)

joydivsion:

have you ever liked someone so much you started hating them

faring:

same

(Source: bonerbae)

pizzaforpresident:

A girl with pink hair just help me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg

(Source: pizzaforpresident)